Helping creatives get work since 1576

I would write more if only I didn't write less. I stand up and roar at crowds of unsuspecting pub-goers. Some snippets have snuck into zines and anthologies. Once I found myself at university studying sculpture and poetry and then film. My goal is to be the successful and smug author of many books, plays and film scripts, or just to be able to sit all day and make papier mache sculptures.